Beloved Family in Christ,
Greetings to you all. I pray that this message meets you well and that you are smiling as you read this, even though I realize I may have brought some unexpected entertainment to our holy WhatsApp group.
Yes, I am here to address the, let’s say, “memorable incident” that recently turned our sacred online fellowship into an unintended showcase. It appears my phone decided it had a mind of its own and thought our group needed a dose of humor at my expense! The pictures you all saw were, in no way, meant for this group—it’s like bringing pepper soup to a jollof rice party; they simply don’t belong.
Please, my dear brothers and sisters, be assured that I have not suddenly become a promoter of such surprises! No, those “masterpieces” were not intended for our space. My phone just decided to play tricks on me and, in a very Nigerian way, “do anyhow” and expose more than just the fruits of my backyard garden—more like the fruits of my hidden gallery!
I’m truly sorry for any embarrassment caused and any unexpected “see finish” moments that my phone’s little stunt may have brought to your day. Think of it as when NEPA takes light without warning during a family gathering—we’re all left in the dark and confused! This was an honest mistake, as unplanned as jollof rice with no pepper, and I promise it won’t happen again.
Rest easy; my phone is now on its best behavior, as guarded as a pot of Sunday rice! I’ve placed it under strict orders, so our WhatsApp group can return to its rightful state of peace and spiritual edification.
Please, I ask for your forgiveness and a shared laugh as we move past this small blip. Let’s remember that even technology can surprise us in unexpected ways—sometimes to our amusement and, yes, sometimes to our embarrassment.
With love and heartfelt apologies,
Sister Ngozi
