The supreme leader of the secessionist group IPOB, Nnamdi Kanu, who was arrested by the Nigerian authority a few days ago, has magically escaped from the maximum prison cell he was kept in by the Nigerian government.
For many years, Nnmadi Kanu has been one of the major voices calling for the creation of Biafra.
According to the five heavily armed security guards stationed at the hidden prison to keep watch of Kanu, the Biafran leader escaped the prison in a mysterious circumstance. One of the guards, Bala Malami, told The Danfonation Reporter:
“We were all watching him singing and dancing in the prison. He was singing in Igbo. He looked happy. Even though he was handcuffed, he was joyous.
“Suddenly, we heard a thunderous sound from outside and Nnamdi Kanu started laughing so loud that it resonated throughout the prison. We were all gripped with fear.
“Then a very bright light from the sky landed on the prison floor. It was like a stage beam light, but it was so bright that we couldn’t see what was happening. All our guns and weapons were taken away from us my an invincible hands.
“We couldn’t move, we couldn’t raise our heads because the light will blind us. All these happened less than a minute and everything return to normal.
“When we raised our heads up, we saw that the prison gate has been opened and our captive, Mazi Kanu was not there anymore
“We quickly alerted our colleagues guarding the main gate of the prison and they told us they didnt see him pass.
“To our greatest shock, when we watched the CCTV video about what happened, the video didnt show the mysterious event that led to his escape. The video only captured how the prison gate opened by itself and Kanu came out and vanished into the air.”
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